[TX: BOHICA-MEDAL-TSC-001 // DSC PROP DROP // ROLEPLAY AWARD STREAM] TALISMAN SABRE CAMPAIGN MEDAL

NO ROUNDS. NO BODIES. STILL A STORY.

Issued for outstanding service in Australia’s largest annual game of make-believe.
You planned hard. You briefed harder. You fought valiantly through lagging VBS3, soaked jocks, and simulated near-peer threats with nothing but a WHT and some laminated cards.

This medal features:

• Hi-Vis Orange: For the cones you guarded like VIPs.
• Washed-Out Green: for the tactical phase that never left the LPA.
• .PowerPoint Grey: For battles fought in briefing rooms, not battlefields.
• Admin Black & White: for the binary battle of PowerPoint vs Reality.

Awarded for gallantry in the face of simulated conflict, printer jams, and 0400 O-Group briefs. No war crimes.  No confirmed kills. No contact reports.  Just soaked socks, data sheets, three hours sleep across a fortnight and a simulated enemy who always seemed better funded.

This isn’t just a piss-take. It’s a badge of honour for those who’ve fought the hardest battles — the fake ones.

Talisman Sabre Campaign Medal
So here is to those who’ve survived the deadliest war that never happened.
Because you didn’t deploy. But you damn well rehearsed it.

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